THICK Body Wash Travel Size - Naval Diplomacy


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Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash; Plant-based thickeners for superior lather; Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate; Aloe vera to hydrate and protect; Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free; Sriracha-style cap allows for precision application and was the only cap we could source; Bonus: no loofah required

Size: 3.4 oz *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.